How To Steal Two Audis From A Dealership

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
01/09/2015 at 09:56 • Filed to: Car Crime

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In three easy steps.

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Enter service department, sneak into closed showroom and steal two fobs

Have batteries replaced at counter to justify presence at service department.

Come back later with a friend and chirp the lot and drive away with the two cars that reply to the fobs.

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Cars stolen?

2015 Audi A8

2015 Audi RS7


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > McMike
01/09/2015 at 09:58

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Still not the perfect heist. The perfect heist would have included a way for them not to be recognized later... unless they actually were wearing Mission Impossible/hollywood grade disguise and we just don't know. O_O


Kinja'd!!! McMike > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/09/2015 at 10:07

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I've been binge watching Forenics Files on HLN for the last week. I wouldn't be surprised if they can now pull DNA and fingerprints from the footprints he left in the service department floor.

Only time will tell if it's the perfect crime or not.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > McMike
01/09/2015 at 10:12

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order the laser cut transponder keys from germany #GoneIn60Seconds


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > McMike
01/09/2015 at 10:15

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I would DNA from footprints would be outside the realm of possibility for you shoe-wearing folk.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > McMike
01/09/2015 at 10:15

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Do you think we will eventually get to Minority Report levels where criminals need eye transplants?


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Jagvar
01/09/2015 at 10:20

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After searching for a few minutes for a clever photo of someone having their toe prints taken, this is all I could come up with.

Reply not witty, but interesting.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e…


Kinja'd!!! As Du Volant > McMike
01/09/2015 at 10:23

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This would be why we lock our key boxes when the sales department is closed.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > McMike
01/09/2015 at 10:24

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Whoa, science!


Kinja'd!!! Dr Emilio Lizardo > McMike
01/14/2015 at 22:02

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So if somebody steals my 2013 S5 cabriolet from the dealership I left it with, do they give me a brand new one?


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Dr Emilio Lizardo
01/15/2015 at 05:15

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No. It's just a stolen car. No different that if it was stolen while at the car wash or the valet parking garage.

You'll get a check for it.